me walking into the grocery store to buy everything bagels
Hohoho! I like this post! If I made it i would have written ginger ale instead of everything bagels but that’s fine that you wanted to make a post about bagels instead of ginger ale this time around I get it
me going back to the grocery store because i forgot ginger ale
Hohoho! What a great post friend! I love the part about ginger ale!!!
(via cynric)
“The Man Who Killed Hitler and then The Bigfoot” is the most powerful movie title i have ever seen and i fear that actually watching the movie when it comes out will kill me
nothing can improve this
This shit is revolutionary. I didn’t wake up this morning thinking I’d see something so groundbreaking
(via ratpiss-soda)
“Y’all motherfuckers” is a gender neutral speech opener
(via the-official-nasa)
iconic
i know i just reblogged this but i want an illuminated manuscript of it
(via spectrealenko)
buckybarnesappreciationsociety:
imagine-assembling-the-avengers:
game time!
every time you see this post you have to reblog with a different marvel quote (no repeats)
i’ll start: “i’m a god you dull creature!”
“We have a Hulk”
“I like your plan except it sucks. Let me do the plan and that way, it might be good.”
“What were you the god of again?”
“I’m not doing ‘Get Help.’”
“I have been falling….for 30 minutes!”
“I never wanted the throne! I only ever wanted to be your equal.”
“Your saiviour is here!!!”
“OWW!! MY NIPPLES!!”
“Bucky?” “who the hell is Bucky?”
“You had one job.”
“GET HELP!!!”
“you’re the spider-man, from YouTube”
“So was I”
“I already told you, I don’t wanna join your super secret boyband.”“I was gonna make you an omelette, and TELL you!”
“I’m bringing the party to you.”
“I am Loki of Asgard. And I am burdened with glorious purpose.”
“Kick names, take ass”
“Doth mother know…you weareth her drapes?”
“Language!”
“I am Groot”
“Yeah man, it killed DiCaprio.“
“I’m kidding. Were vegetarians.”
“I assure you brother, the sun will shine on us again.”
“WHAT THE FU-“
“Footloose is always relevant.”
“I’m Mary Poppins y'all!!”
“I just feel you”
“I’m beginning to think we should have stayed in bed.”
“You told me to stay. I’m staying.”
“ I’m sorry, little one”
“This isn’t freedom, this is fear.”
“Ass-gard?”
“I retire for what, like 5 minutes, and it all goes to shit.”
“Will… Thor… Be there?”
“Mr Stark, I don’t feel so good.”
“My boys wanted to eat you. They ain’t never tasted terran before!”
Nothing goes over my head. My reflexes are too fast, I would catch it.
“Now, listen to that, he’s threat-threatening me! Hey, Sparkles! Here’s the deal: You want to get back to Ass-place, Ass-berg…”
“Twelve percent.”
“Language!”
“Motherfu–”
“Surtur! Son of… a bitch!”